And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
suck my fuckin’ diiiick
Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho
Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour
A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about
“I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once.” The Fault in Our Stars by John Green in Circular Gallifreyan
I apologize for the absolute terrible picture quality, I broke myself and didn’t feel up to walking down stairs to the scanner and all I have is my phone. So please excuse that.
we need to play another round of “make John Green find the post” just so he can see this.
That’s actually pretty freakin’ cool.
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOTAARE YOU SERIOUS
my whole life is a lie
Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.
I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.
At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.
FUCKING CHRIST THIS POST GOT BETTER
Yeah, Christ would fuck him too.